For Sale (Urgent)

Ludicrously paid footballers with ludicrously terrible on-pitch performance for sale:

1. Michael Owen




2. Mark Viduka




3. Joey Barton




4. Geremi




5. Fabricio Coloccini




6. Jonas Gutierrez




7. Jose Enrique




8. Obafemi Martin




9. Alan Smith




10. Ryan Taylor




11. Claudio Cacapa




12. Xisco




13. Damien Duff




Please contact Newcastle United for quotation. Easy payment scheme provided. Loan option will be considered.

Forward your inquiries to:

Manager
Newcastle United Football Club
St James' Park
Newcastle-upon-Tyne
NE1 4ST